ask mefi doesn't know funny

I feel like this is one of the funniest things I've ever written and it didn't get favorited once. Why do I care? I don't know but I do.

Why do people all hope we'll find extraterrestrial intelligence? I don't know that either. It's illogical.

I asked her how she'd gotten into dog breeding.

She said: "It would have been a rags-to-riches story, but I started out with *bags*".

(Would this have been funnier if it had been about pimping instead of dog breeding?)

Every Kiss Begins With "Kay"

I'm starting a new jewelry store. It's called "F Jewelers".

What does a lab rat say on a blind date?

"They told me you were a knockout.

But they didn't say which gene!"

How old am I?

25, but I've been counting in hexadecimal since I was E-teen.

My New Years Resolution?

1024 x 768