Space Ships Before Astronomy

It seems like, if our planet had an opaque atmosphere, we could have built a rocket and left the atmosphere before we even understood that we live on a planet that was rotating and orbiting a star.

Republican Pre-Primary Plan

I just talked to a guy who works for the GOP and he told me that they have a one-candidate-per-month plan for the rest of the year. According to him, they plan on having one candidate take the lead for each month until the primaries actually start. It will be:

Michelle Bachmann in September

Rick Perry in October

Heman Cain in November

Newt Gingrich in December

I don't have any idea how they plan to do it (Herman Cain?!?!), but this is how they plan on letting Mitt Romney (the candidate that they expect to actually win the primary) stay out of the spotlight and not have to take the beating that goes with front-runner status.

I'll post more if/when I get more details.

Final Four

vs

for the NCAA basketball title.

Another new year.

yeah.

This Blog is Now Defunct

I find that everything that I want to say can be condensed into 140 characters. It may get refunct if I start thinking of longer things. Until then, I tweet.