Monday, June 22, 2009

I did not like Benjamin Button

The curious case of two self-absorbed people in their 40s living lives of leisure off of the banal button guy's life of work. And to top it off, the moral of the story is that it's all right to just abandon everyone and "start over" whenever you feel like it.

Monday, June 15, 2009

I'm not sure I get this Canon XSi ad

I think it's about a little white boy ... who turns into a girl ... then back into a boy ... then he turns black ... then he makes it into the NFL!

Yay! Let's go out and buy thousand dollar cameras.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

CoCo is the best

The Tonight Show hasn't been this funny in ... let's see ... about 17 years.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"fuck all"

One Britishism I wish I could get away with is "fuck all", or better yet "sweet fuck all". As in:

"I would definitely take take your advice about parenting, but for the fact that you know sweet fuck all about raising children."

Monday, June 1, 2009

Now my daughters have seen The Empire Strikes Back

At the end, Eva said: "He has a robot hand like that lady." "What lady?" I asked. She said. "I don't know her name. She is one of the 'Single Ladies'."